SVibe Curve Review: My New Love Affair

I undressed in preparation. Pressed play on my favourite playlist and slowly unzipped the case. The material felt luxurious under my fingertips – smooth, weighted and intentional. It felt different to anything I had used before.

I sat in bed, staring down at a deep purple vibrator, admiring the design – it’s been well thought out. A curved, flexible shaft. Another arm with a textured rolling spiral head. It was giving futuristic sex-tech that will blow more than just your mind – and I was into it! The rolling “snail” part had a ribbed textured surface to ensure constant clitoral stimulation during penetration.

Honestly, my excitement was peaking!

I picked it up the Curve and immediately loved the weight of it. There was something weirdly grounding about it, solid but not too heavy, powerful but not intimidating – a rare thing in the world of sex toys. As I slowly rolled out the ‘snail’ part, I could feel my brain working overtime, trying to map out what goes where and how it would fit, move and feel.

But where does the Curve go?

 

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Flipping through the manual, I was eager to see some kind of diagram to ease my confusion but I could only find a step-by-step guide on cleaning – great, but not what I needed – and a breakdown of each function – useful, but still needed the visual.

“Is it time for a YouTube tutorial?” I thought to myself. And then bam, it clicked!

Insert the smooth end  – the one without the buttons. Rest the snail part on the shaft and glans of the clitoris. And the genius thing about the ribbed texture is that no matter how much lube you use, the snail stays in place – tried and tested my friends!

Vibrators and me – a tumultuous relationship

My relationship with vibrators has gone through its phases. I tossed my first one – a veiny, skin-coloured penis-looking thing – before I left to work on superyachts in my early twenties. There was no way a cabin-mate would approve the sound of that thing!

After the toss, I just never replaced it.

Glass wands caught my curiosity when I started my whole sexual awakening journey when I was 28. I’d taken a training with a sexologist who introduced me to yoni mapping, which, honestly, revolutionised my orgasms and my relationship with my body. And glass? – It worked well on boats. No buzzing. No charging. Just discreet, reliable pleasure during those loooong showers.

And then three years ago, I got pregnant. And everything changed.

What they never told me about pregnancy

I lost my ability to have internal orgasms. No cervical orgasms. No G-spot fireworks. Just boof, gone! No one tells you about this, they tell you about the pregnancy fatigue and morning sickness but not about the disappearance of your O’s!

I patiently waited for my O’s to return instead of getting curious about new ways to experience pleasure, which in hindsight was so silly. I starved myself of pleasure because I had convinced myself I shouldn’t need a vibrator. That my body should be able to find pleasure on its own.

It was a ridiculous thought. And it kept me from experiencing pleasure during pregnancy and postpartum.

All pleasure is good pleasure. Whether it’s hands, glass wands or dual stimulation vibrators – if it brings you pleasure, it’s good!

I was luckily introduced to Wild Secrets last year and that finally nudged me to try my first vibrator in years. 14 to be exact. And the floodgates opened. Literally.

Since then, I’ve tried more vibrators than you can imagine, and nothing….nothing, has felt as luxurious, as thoughtfully designed, and as damn good as the Snail Vibe Curve.

And when I say I had the best orgasm of my life….I mean it through and through!

The SVibe Curve and the best orgasm of my life

As a Holistic Sex Coach, I use my vibrators differently. It’s easy to turn your toy on, let it buzz away whilst you go on autopilot until you cum, but if you reeeally want to experience full-body deep pleasure, you’ve got to do things differently.

So here I am, it’s midday on a Thursday, slow sexy beats in the background, curtains are drawn in my bedroom and I can smell the woody tobacco scent of my favourite candle.

It feels a little novel to step away from my computer to ‘test out’ the Snail Vibe but here I was, giving myself this moment to feel pleasure and be with my body because I deserve it.

I started with slow breaths, vibrator off and took a moment to notice how my body was feeling. I set an intention for my practice – to go slow, stay curious and allow myself to move through whatever shows up.

As my favourite jasmine oil sink into my skin, I traced my hands over my body, guiding myself into a parasympathetic state – which, by the way, is key for unlocking those big, delicious orgasms.

Then, I let the vibrator explore other areas of my body on the lowest setting. Inner thighs. Lower belly. Nipples. Mons pubis.

Everything but the clitoris!

The long shaft made it easy to hold and use in different places, making the whole experience feel more sensual and more embodied – staying in my body feeling sensations rather than getting lost in thoughts and stories in my head.

Pleasure is so healing. It’s nourishing for the nervous system. It’s a form of relaxation. And as a mum, moments like these are rare, so I made the absolute most of it.

My body felt alive, ready and turned on after 20 minutes of ‘outer play’.

Two vibes in one

This Curve is basically two vibrators in one – one inside for deep, internal stimulation, the other in the snail part, rolling perfectly against the clit.

Waves of pleasure. Taking pauses. Turning off and using hands. Back to vibing again. It was 10/10!!

The textured rolling head kept constant clitoral contact, making sure no sensation was lost. The different settings weren’t too intense but still powerful enough to bring me to the edge again and again. And if you like it intense? There’s a setting for that too.

I had complete control over where I wanted the vibrations, allowing me to play with sensations and decide exactly where I wanted to experience the most pleasure.

How do I even begin to describe the experience that had me floating around for the afternoon, baking, tidying the house and writing some of my best content to date? I was orgasmically high!

I feel like tossing every other vibrator I own and giving this one the solo spot in my top drawer. It deserves it.

This moment served as a reminder – I deserve pleasure. We all do. And we get to have it whenever we want.